Friday, October 23, 2009

Saw VI

What’s the tagline… if it’s Halloween, it must be Saw? Bet your ass. For the sixth year in a row, the torture-porn phemon is releasing another installment. The game is the same. Part six is just as bad as the previous ones (excluding the first, of course). I saw the movie 13 hours ago and couldn’t, for the life of me, tell you what the hell happened. I see these movies out of tradition, I mean shit, why stop now?

You may wonder why they keep making these. The answer is simple:
Total budget for six Saw films combined: 46 million.
Total US gross of six Saw films combined: 342.3 million (and counting).

Expect more of these (they’re already developing parts VII and VIII). Let’s take bets for how long this will go on. I’ll put $100 that it reaches Saw X. Hell maybe Saw XX.

Why would you see this? I have no idea. Go see Paranormal Activity instead. D-

7 comments:

  1. this was abysmal, i wish we'd watched something else, almost.

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  2. Astro-Boy was out of the question.

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  3. Vampire's assistant though man.

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  4. At what point do we reach Saw in space?

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  5. sounds like a good plot for Saw 10. When do we get Saw in the dawn of time via a time travel device.

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  6. I love the first Saw and I like Saw II-3D. All are fun. But I hate the second Paranormal Activity. It is dull and it killed the Saw franchise. Hope that one day they'll make another Saw film or remake it to be even cheaper and cheesier.
    (You lost 100$.)

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    1. Hey man, there's still time. I'm still hopeful for Saw In Space.

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