I hope you enjoy the second (and final) installment of this admittedly random (but no less fun) series!
Friday, October 19, 2012
10 Exceptional Cases of Wives Interrogating Their Cheating Husbands
I hope you didn’t think I was going to let the men get off easy. Yesterday, I listed my 10 favorite instances of husbands interrogating their cheating wives. Today, the men get chewed out.
Thursday, October 18, 2012
10 Exceptional Cases of Husbands Interrogating Their Cheating Wives
There’s something so uncomfortable and real about a scene in
which a film character interrogates his or her spouse about their fleeting
fidelity. And after watching this scene for, I don’t know, the 100th
time last week, my brain started churning as to the best cheating wife
interrogations.
Here are 10 of my favorites. Some are heartbreaking, others
are jaw dropping, and some are just goddamned hilarious. Enjoy.
Wednesday, October 17, 2012
10 Great True Story Movies You Already Know the Endings To
I’ve read a ton of reviews of Ben Affleck’s new film, Argo, since posting mine a few days ago,
and while most are rather positive, I’ve noticed a trend in reviews, especially
among older-aged critics.
Many say despite the fact that they like Argo, they find themselves unable to
fully appreciate it because they already know the story’s ending. This is an
age-old movie discussion: Can you enjoy a film that you already know the ending
to? My simple answer: of course you can.
Tuesday, October 16, 2012
Seven Psychopaths
Seven Psychopaths
is the kind of movie where I am completely aware of what is going on, yet I
have no idea what’s happening. It is nonsensical and bathshit insane, but, at
the same time, fully confident of its absurdity. It never holds back or dials
down – it simply pushes it further and, somehow, continually manages to
increase its hysteria.
Now, what I’ve just described is either my kind of movie, or something I don’t give two shits about. That’s the risk Seven Psychopaths takes. You’re bound to either love it or loathe it (or be completely indifferent toward it). If this is your kind of movie, then you’ll simply love every second of director Martin McDonagh’s tale. If you aren’t feeling it, then, well, you aren’t feeling it, and you’re going to be miserable.
Monday, October 15, 2012
Argo
Ben Affleck’s Argo tells a sort-of true story about the very
real story in which a sole member of the CIA (one evidently equipped with very
big balls) attempted to retrieve six American diplomats out of Iran during
the country’s hostage crisis of the late ‘70s-early ‘80s.
This is a rather plot-heavy movie, so before I dive into how
it all went down, let me throw you a few hyperbolic messages of praise. Argo is
an impossibly tense, superbly acted, wonderfully entertaining political
thriller. In typical George Clooney fashion (he acts as a producer here), the
film is also a worthy throwback to the best of ‘70s American cinema. The 1970s
brought with it the finest crop of domestic films this country has ever seen in
one single decade. So, to warrant legimate throwback praise, your film must
really be doing something right. Which Argo does. By a long shot.
Sunday, October 14, 2012
In Character: Woody Harrelson
I should open by relenting that I don’t necessarily consider
Woody Harrelson a character actor, per se. But no matter, in looking over his
entire body of work, I was rather surprised to see how much of it is laced with
utter perfection. He’s delivered countless exceptional performances, yet I
rarely call him one of my favorite actors. Maybe that’ll now change.
Thursday, October 11, 2012
In Memoriam: Harris Savides, Cinematographer
If you’ve seen a really fine-looking independent film in the
past 12 years, there’s a damn fine chance it was shot by Harris Savides, an
expert American cinematographer who, for reasons still unknown, passed away
earlier today at the age of 55.
I’m fascinated by virtually every aspect of the filmmaking
process, but there’s something about the art of cinematography that can move me
explicably. A great cinematographer can provide images that evoke any number of
emotions, possibly many at once. Savides had that ability. And more.
Wednesday, October 10, 2012
My Favorite Scene: Malcolm X
Spike Lee’s Malcolm X
is a three hour and 20 minute epic that covers the four decade life of one
of America’s most controversial and misunderstood men. It is a masterpiece of
film that contains boundless moments worthy of extended discussion. It also,
for the record, contains one of the single greatest performances in movie
history. It’s the type of role that doesn’t level the biopic playing field, so
much as define it.
Denzel Washington isn’t impersonating Malcolm X here, he is Malcolm X. Spike Lee continually
admits that much of the best acting in the film was improvised by Washington.
The man was so familiar with X’s way of speaking – his cadence and charm and
reserved rage – that he would often “ad lib” speeches that weren’t scripted. I
put ad lib in quotes because even though Lee didn’t script the words,
Washington knew the actual man had said them. It’s a performance of such
charisma and vulnerability, wrapped in a film that is that and more, that I
often find myself amused by the fact that the film’s best moment is capped with
the utterance of a single word.
Tuesday, October 9, 2012
The Invisible War
The Invisible War
is one of the most horrifying films I’ve seen in years. It’s a film that aims
to document the longstanding epidemic of rape in the American military system,
which it does, with equal parts candor, rage, dread, and indecision. Like the
best of Kirby Dick’s films, The Invisible
War tells its story from just one side. I imagine that Dick goes at great
lengths to hear from the other side of the issues he exposes, but I presume in
this case, that other side prefers to publicly remain hidden.
Sunday, October 7, 2012
EARRINGS: The Commentary
I had originally planned to record and release a commentary
for my short film, Earrings, a few
weeks after I put the movie online. Then indifference kicked in.
There’s this weird thing that happens after you create
something. You move on from it, possibly even before it’s done. I’m better off
speaking strictly for myself here, but by the time Earrings was released online, I had all but considered it a thing
of the past. I acknowledged its completion and was happy and ready to move
on. This isn’t to say I’m not proud of it. It is as accurate a reflection of my
vision as I hoped to achieve, and I am continually humbled by the kind words
people have lent toward it.
The point of all this is: when Earrings was done, it was done. It was time for me to share it, and
subtly step away. A few weeks ago, I got the urge to record my thoughts about
the film via a director’s commentary. I think (...hope) I’ve kept the track equal parts
entertaining, technical, and informative. I surely hope those interested enjoy listening
to it. If nothing else, the track is a perfect verbal documentation into one of
my life’s most beautiful dark twisted fantasies.
Here’s the film with my commentary:
For those new to Earrings:
You can watch the trailer here
The full film here
Thanks to everyone for your unwavering, continued support!
Friday, October 5, 2012
In Character: Stanley Tucci
Despite his consistent appearance and demeanor, that of a
bald, soft-spoken, kind, trusting middle aged man, there simply is no role
Stanley Tucci cannot play. And play effectively. Wall Street whistler blower,
conniving adulterer, serial narcissist, Holocaust architect, psychopathic
killer, flamboyant art director – damn near every role Tucci steps into is
executed with utter conviction. His amount of outstanding performances is
certainly greater than the number I’m about to highlight here, but all told,
these are the ones that have stayed with me most.
Thursday, October 4, 2012
Looper
Looper is the type
of high concept, wanna-be bitchin’ but ultimately flawed sci-fi film that I’ve
seen all too often.
In the film, men called loopers are hired in the present
(which is 2044, Kansas) to kill people sent back in time. Joe (Joseph
Gordon-Levitt) is what appears to be a common looper. His mob boss gives him a
time, he goes to a field, waits for a body to appear out of thin air, pulls the
trigger, disposes of the body, drinks with his buddies, does drugs, sleeps with
his stripper of choice. Wake up. Repeat.
Wednesday, October 3, 2012
Director Quotes Relay Race
David from Taste of Cinema has started a blog relay race in
which us bloggers collectively gather and post our favorite quotes from film
directors. Chris from Movies and Songs 365 has been kind enough to pass it on
to me, so here goes.
Here’s the explanation of the relay race in David’s own
words:
People love wisdom from great minds. As a
cinephile, I prefer director quotes more than words from any other group of
people in the world. Their thoughts on cinema not only provide insights into a deep
understanding of cinema, but also open the window to their own films, their
genres, and their filmmaking methods, thus the need to receive more exposure as
their films did.
Tuesday, October 2, 2012
V/H/S
V/H/S is precisely
the kind of movie I should not like. That statement may carry some weight
(however slight it may be) with people familiar with my movie tastes. But for
those unaware, I am completely unfazed by the majority of contemporary horror
films. Throw the whole found footage narrative (or rather, debacle) into the
mix, and I’ve all but rolled my eyes before frame one. V/H/S is the exception.
The very scary, very smart, very rare exception.
The Master
The Master is and
will be the most difficult film to discuss this year. And I mean that on a
number of levels. Since first seeing it a week and a half ago, I’ve been asked
consistently: A.) What it’s about, and B.) If I liked it. Two questions that
are difficult to answer for different reasons. I’ve given the film a second go
recently and having let it stewed accordingly, I can confidently assert that The Master is a fine film. A damn fine
film, actually. That takes care of part
B. As for A: hell if I know.
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